The Snorkel opens with one of the more memorable pre-credits sequences to be found in a thriller ... While not a classic, this clever and twisted thriller, as well as Peter van Eyck's chilling performance, is overdue for greater exposure.
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AKA Murder most Fluid, Breathless or Carry on Breathing? How does this film stand up in today's World overflowing as it is with murderous narcissists...?
I last saw this on 35mm projected in Maghull's Astra Cinema in 1976, I was a confused 15-year old who hadn't seen Westworld and was therefore a little behind the story as Yul Brynner's proto-Terminator cyborg only made an appearance in flashback and then a dream sequence. So, what did the grown-up version of me think watching after finally seeing these films in the right order?
Firstly, I seem to have very little recollection of the film
itself which is unusual as other films watched over this distance in time have
been more firmly implanted – The Warriors, The Sentinel, Exorcist and others –
including The Devils which has now been restored to something like Ken
Russell’s original vision… I’m not sure I’m ready. What I thought were memories
of this film turn out to be overlays from its predecessor which is exactly what
happens to Blythe Danner when they attach her to a dream projection device.
Secondly, rather than being a machine vs man scenario turns
out to be more like a Jurassic Park story with “mad scientists”
convinced that they can simply avoid the errors of the first story – machines
running riot and breaking Asimov’s laws of robotics left right and centre – can
be fixed by deploying more machines. Upgrades and removing the human elements
as far as possible seems to be the focus of their strategy and moving well
beyond the theme park at the centre of things into the wider world.
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| Blythe Danner, Arthur Hill and Peter Fonda |
Handled in the right way, this could have been the start of
something more genuinely epic but it is ambitious in one way but not in others…
a self-contained futuristic theme park mystery that two journalists have to
solve compelled by their training and drive to tell the world. A post-Watergate
sentiment sadly lacking these days.
It starts of by retelling the events of the Westworld
in which the robots started to treat the scenarios as real and many guests
expecting a realistic adventure shooting cowboys and fraternising with good
time girls in bars, ended up fighting for their lives against the Gunslinger
played by Yul Brynner. This first film was directed and written by Michael
Crichton and featured a nail-biting narrative as robots started to malfunction
and human life suddenly comes under threat.
Chrichton was not involved in this sequel and Brynner was
the only cast member returning although composer Fred Karlin was back to bring
some excellent atmospherics. Directed by Richard T. Heffron (The Rockford
Files and many more…) from a script by Mayo Simon and George Schenck – son
of film producer Aubrey Schenk and great nephew of Joe Schenck, sometime
husband of Norma Talmadge and co-founder of both 20th Century Fox
and the Oscars – Futureworld feels more like a TV movie than its budget
should allow.
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| Tracy's dream date with the Gunslinger (Yul Brynner) |
It's set three years after the events of Westworld and the
Delos Corporation owners have invested heavily in fixing the “teething
troubles” of their original park and introduced an expanded experience with
Future World and Spa World, “where old age and pain have been eliminated”,
added to Roman and Medieval Worlds. Westworld remains closed down. This is
a new beginning and two journalists have been invited down to witness the
change, TV broadcaster Tracy Ballard (the divine Blythe Danner, mother of Gwyneth
Paltrow and it shows) and news journalist Chuck Browning (the rebellious Peter
Fonda, father of Bridgette and son of Henry). The two bicker in attempted Tracy/Hepburn
screwball love play but it’s a bit too abrasive and the script just isn’t up to
it. All the same, the two are highly watchable and put what they can into the
roles.
Before their departure Chuck has an encounter with a former
employee of Delos who dies just as they meet carrying a folder full of
clippings and uttering the name of his ex-employer with his final breaths.
There’s something a foot and Chuck’s just not the kind of guy to so no to a
potential story…
The two are met with a very slick operation at the resort
which has once again caught everyone’s imagination not least the winner of a
free trip on a TV game show, who can’t wait to sample the erotic recreational opportunities
of the Series 700 love bots (or whatever they’re called). Humanity can’t resist
the opportunity of playing with animated toys and, as with the first film, this
fascination affects risk management decision making.
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| Blythe Danner takes aim... |
Delos is run by the reassuringly relaxed and charming Dr.
Duffy (Arthur Hill) and the technical lead, the altogether more earnest Dr.
Morton Schneider (John Ryan, who always provides great intensity) who has the
look of a man with deep secrets to hide. So, it proves when on a trip behind
the scenes Chuck persuades Tracy to try and “turn on” one of the suited people
intently looking at screens in the control room and his lack of reaction proves
he must be an automaton – I mean, what red-blooded man could resist Gwyneth’s
Mum? A manoeuvre of its time… like a fair chunk of the script but so it goes as
Tracy gives as good as she gets from the mildly chauvinistic Chuck… you know
they’ll end up together, should they make it to the end of the film. Anyway,
Duffy and Schneider confirm that yes, the majority of staff are robots as this
is the best way to avoid the human error that led to the initial disaster.
Nothing can go wrong with this plan obviously and so the
couple keep digging in the early hours until they find more than they bargained
for with three kung fu robots’ intent on destroying them. They’re saved by a
human mechanic Harry Croft (Stuart Margolin) who’s living in the depths with
only a faceless Series 400 called Clark (James M. Connor) for company. Harry’s
willing to talk and explains that the “irons” are not sentient and still
basically following their programming. This is a potentially interesting line
to follow… as this was the question raised by the Gunslinger and, let’s face
it, we’ve been fascinated by AI for a lot longer than the last few years.
But there’s a lot more going on that even Harry knows and working together the three – with Clark making the drinks – uncover a plan that stretches far beyond the worlds of the park: this is the real Futureworld and, well, it’s probably less interesting than the filmmakers thought it would be.
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| Harry and Clark play cards... |
Dusty Video Verdict: Futureworld is over-long and
slow paced but has some interesting ideas that are never developed and
compelling leads who just don’t have enough to do. This is especially true of
Danner who is essentially employed to provide a foil for Fonda’s sardonic lines
and reckless bravery. The deeper questions aren’t really engaged with – despite
the bigger plan – with a controlling intelligence that is only hinted at?
There are some good sequences and a sense of wonder which is
one thing I just about remember: wouldn’t this be an interesting place to visit
where you could indulge in adventures at no risk? Some of the sets from the far
superior Logan’s Run were repurposed for the film and overall, the production
values are high with an array of convincing sets including a Saturn Five rocket
and the Brynner sequence which does flow nicely along the lines of a dream.
There are some sequences that were genuinely surprising and
these feature 3D computer generated imagery, in fact this film was the first to
use this CGI in the form of two experimental short films: Edwin Catmull's a
Computer Animated Hand (1972) and Fred Parke's Faces & Body Parts
(1974). Now, that really was the Futureworld… and now we’re living in it!
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| The Astra in the 70s... now a supermaket. |
I was very taken with
Livy [Olivia], I thought she had everything going for her in this fresh bubbly
way; she was worried about filming, but she got into it pretty soon.
Director, Val Guest
Within a decade Olivia Newton John would not only be
telling John Travolta that he was the one she wanted but singing her way to
Xanadu… but in the late 1960s the idea of her starring in a fantasy musical
based on a hippy dippy plot was just a twinkle in someone’s eye.
This film wouldn’t last five seconds in the UFC of modern film criticism whether it was staged on the White House lawn or in a carpark in east London and yet… and yet we owe it to ourselves to try harder. Steven Spielberg recently had a go about reinstalling the “wonder” into the business of first contact but this film starts from the point of view that this is a given. The irony is that this was seen as a post-Monkees pre-fab four by, Don Kirshner, one of the men who pulled that disparate group of actually very talented musicians together (and Davey Jones who could dance and act…) and who’s co-creator, Bob Rafelson (plus his screenwriting and acting buddy Jack Nicholson) had released the cinematic suicide note that was the on-the-nose polemical anarchy of Head (1969) which is as knowingly cynical as this film is sweetly optimistic.
“… we’re just too
much, we’re TOO-morrow!”
Toomorrow sits somewhere between the Cliff Richard movies of the early 60s, those featuring Joe Brown, Marti Wilde and the Dave Clarke Five and the children’s TV of the early 70s… The Tomorrow People, Double Deckers and HR Puff ’n stuff. It doesn’t have the star power of finesse of A Hard Day’s Night or a Help! But it does have Olivia Newton John who by the time it was eventually released was on her way to solo success with early hits such as I Honestly Love You. Give Me Love and Take Me Home. She also has undeniable screen presence here and has more star power than her other three bandmates combined – that not to damn them just a mark of her presence.
James Bond film producer Harry Saltzman had entered into a three-picture deal with Kirshner and this was the first product of that with a script from David Benedictus which was re-written so much they never told director Val Guest. The latter did his best but, having not got paid, he launched an injunction shortly after the film was premiered and that was pretty much that. It has until this release languished on YouTube in a very low grade copy but, seriously. It’s a delight to see it restored for home media and given the attention it deserved as a period piece, a snapshot of the times and feelings and the cinematic birth of Livy.
It's not a question of being so bad it’s good, there are some genuinely impressive things not least the production quality, special effects and designs that under pin the science fiction aspects so well and a lively cast who you side with no matter how arcane their dialogue and the feeling of zero chemistry as a group. Film as history, history as film – it matters as much for the 1960s as for the silent era and this film, being just 40-odd years after The Jazz Singer is far closer to Jolson than Jackson, or Taylor’s The Era Tour… there’s a modern-day Olivia Newton John for you?
Now for the groovy precis and it’s tinged with the weary cynicism of an alien Alphoid called John Williams (I know how many more “coincidences can there be?!) played by the great Roy Dotrice, who has been watching Earth for three thousand years and frankly got a little bit bored of so little happening. But something has happened and it’s his colleagues on an orbiting spaceship who have picked it up, the first signs of something infusing the music of this world that actually makes them feel. Now, if this wasn’t so close to Stephen Spielberg’s empathy point I wouldn’t be so shocked… but whatever goes around comes around in All Toomorrow’s Parties from Close Encounters…, Xanadu to the present day we’re searching for the lost chord that will bring peace on Earth and to all alien cultures.
Galactic Control, who can only produce soulless electronica only without coherent beat, themes and, soul... are interested in a new sound being produced by Olivia and her pop band "Toomorrow", from sonic vibrations emitted by their special amplifier, a "tonaliser" - a processor attached to a Hammond organ that the Floyd would have killed for! Mind you, they had better songs! John Williams offers to help the group rehearse and record their ground-breaking sounds and we see them rehearsing in his Victorian pile in which he has transmuted various objects into a Revox 8-Track recorder and a more than makeshift studio.
The aliens kidnap the band and to get them to restore the loving feeling to their otherwise soulless space music try to take them home with them – they’d love to take them home – but whilst the band sympathises with this intergalactic lonely-hearts club, they have plans on their own planet. Everything will come to a head at a new bands night in Chalk Farm at the Roundhouse but will that be enough to restore harmony or will the guys have to be cool with living in space and never shopping in Granny Takes a Trip every again?
You’ll need to watch it to find out!
“If this antiseptic crew had really dared to set foot
on the stage of the Round House during a pop festival, dressed up like canaries
and singing their cute songs of love and tears, they would have been booed,
quite deservedly, off it again."
The Monthly Film Bulletin
Whatever the circumstances it is genuinely a thrill to see the Roundhouse as it was in the late 60s even if it’s not Syd’s Floyd, Soft Machine or The Pretty Things playing there. It’s more corporate these days… ticket offices and toilets… safer too! But the above reviewer is right in suggesting the disconnect between the location of counter-cultural grooves and this bubble gum pop. ONJ is a proper musician but she never stood in with Hendrix, the Incredible String Band or Steve Howe’s Tomorrow on that stage.
Groovy space-age features!!
Restored in 4K from the original camera negative and presented in High Definition
Audio commentary by pop music historian Andrew Sandoval
Tomorrow Night in London (1969, 5 mins): London swings – but gently – in this patchouli-permeated promo film for the world’s coolest capital
The Nose Has It! (1942, 8 mins): silly little Arthur Askey mucks about with hankies in this wartime winner from Val Guest - worth the price of admission on its own Playmates!!
The Guardian Interview: Val Guest (1998, 62 mins): Guest revisits his career in this onstage retrospective interview
The British Entertainment History Project: Val Guest (1988, 10 mins): candid reflections upon Toomorrow’s troubled genesis, accompanied by rare promotional images from the BFI National Archive
If I Could Turn You On (1969, 13 mins): US troupe Living Theatre rouse London hipsters at The Roundhouse with a provocative interactive performance
Chimp-Mates: Alice Goes Pop! (1975, 17 mins): Public Funk Chimpanzee No. 1 Alice picks up her sticks and kicks out the jams for a Children’s Film Foundation extravaganza
(2026, 12 mins): extra-terrestrial encounters of the groovy kind via this video essay by Celeste de la Cabra
FIRST PRESSING ONLY Illustrated booklet featuring new writing on the film by Matthew Hild, on Val Guest by the BFI’s Dr Josephine Botting and an essay by Jay Rathbone on manufactured pop groups, plus notes on the special features and film credits
Adam Ant, Antmusic (1980)
This film has a lowly 5% on Rotten Tomatoes and whilst I had no idea that the ratings could go so low, I don’t think that’s in anyway a fair reflection of its merits. Empire of the Ants is the third and last film released in American International Pictures's H.G. Wells film series, after The Food of the Gods (1976) and The Island of Dr. Moreau (1977) the first two of which were directed by the remarkable Bert I. Gordon. Gordon also co-wrote an managed the whole process in the manner of a true auteur as Kim Newman says in his career overview in the extras. “Mr B.I.G.” as he was known and naturally initialled, was a master of every part of film making from editing, cinematography to the special effects upon which so many relied.
His work in the science fiction/horror exploitation genre went back to the early 1950s and his last credit was in 2015’s Secrets of a Psychopath, made when he was 93 and still full of the passion and energy that would see him beyond his 100th birthday. It’s fine for some to lump him in with Ed Wood and other low budget dreamers but he was clearly a master of his craft and, on the evidence of this film you can see that despite the limitations of budget. As Chris Cooke says in his introduction, Gordon proved that size does indeed matter and his track record is indeed a large one when it comes to thrillers involving relative dimensions directing such hits as The Amazing Colossal Man (1957), it’s follow-up, War of the Colossal Beast (1958), Village of the Giants (1965) and King Dinosaur (1954) not to mention the other Wells film featuring gigantic rats and hens.
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| Joan Collins in sales mode for Dreamland Shores |
His mastery of double exposure often looks better on the
cinema screen as its only preparing film for the small screen that has made the
elements of the technique more visible with, as here, the odd ant crawling
apparently on thin air although the remastering here is as impeccable as Gordon
himself when preparing filmic elements for projection in the pre-digital age.
Here the mix of photo-enlarged real ants and larger scale rubber replicants,
works well if you suspend disbelief and go with the flow – for those of us born
before CGI this is not so hard. As with so many eco-horrors of the seventies “disaster
movie” craze, physical props had to be used and the actors had to do their best
to make their threat real in the deadliest moments of which there are quite a
few.
In terms of the source material, HG Wells short story
from 1907 was more about the threat of organised ants of regular size and in
the opening section we see ants organising their culture using pheromones and a
collective intelligence that is remarkable for any of the 15,000 different
species on Earth. Wells just went with that but Gordan has a nuclear spillage following
illegal dumping, irradiating the creatures and making them grow to giant size.
This was a familiar trope as Newman points out with the same thing happening to
Colossal Beast in 1958 and from there to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby’s The
Incredible Hulk in the Marvel comic starting in 1962.
Having established the threat it’s time to turn to the
real monsters of the piece; the people and especially ruthless real estate developer
Marilyn Fryser (a marvellously bossy Joan Collins) who is busy lining up a
group of punters for a trip to view the potential of her new integrated community at Dreamland Shores, miles from anywhere, on polluted land and with only the pretence of the groundwork having been done. There's a hilarious sign point to the "Future Gold Course", "Future Marina"and "Future Pool Area" and essentially this is a money grabbing exercise for which Marilyn's head of sales, Charlie (Edward Power) admits only a third of the day trippers will invest in, the rest are just there for the free ride. Sadly for them, today there's a huge price to pay...
The group on the boat to nowhere are the usual mix for this period of cowardly sexist husband with a wandering eye, Robert Pine (Larry Graham) and his long-suffering wife Christine (Brooke Palance) who has to face the indignity of his staring at the winsome singleton Coreen (Pamela Shoop) although she doesn’t see his attempt to sexually assault her shortly into the day – she knees him where it hurts much to the cheers of my watching crowd.
There’s a guy on the down, divorced and drinking Joe Morrison (John David Carson) who we hope can be redeemed as well as the disappointed middle-aged Margaret (Jacqueline Scott) who starts to warm up the weathered and worn down boat owner Dan Stokely (Robert Lansing) who takes Marilyn’s money even though he dislikes her and the whole phoney project. There are two pairs of older couples too, one a pair of professional freeloaders and the others too curious for their own good although it’s hardly their fault when they become the first to be killed by the giant ants.
As with all such creature features, there’s an initial period in which the party doesn’t understand the danger the audience knows full well they are in but soon the ants are everywhere and it’s a race into the everglades to find escape after the clever insects have removed the boat, their only means of escape. As the group runs through the dense woods, Gordon capture the action really well and even throws in some horrible jump scares as man proves no match for mandible as heroes arise, cowards are found out and everyday worries are put into sharp relief by the life and death struggle.
The narrative builds as the survivors realise they are being herded and that there’s more to these ants than meets the mind, with the opening segment, voiced by Marvin Miller, explains the remarkable capacity of ant communities to act collectively and intelligently… That was Wells warning, that we might be outsmarted by a seemingly humble but organised creature and it was also a call for humanity to think harder.
That much is implicit in Gordon’s film but very much secondary to the entertaining personal journeys and the fight to live!
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| Pamela Shoop, John David Carson and Jacqueline Scott |
Special effects, giant ants and, of course, there are some massive Special Features:
Limited Edition of 2,000 copies featuring O-card slipcase with original poster artwork and booklet featuring new writing on Empire of the Ants and ecological horror by genre film expert Liam Hathaway
1080p HD presentation on Blu-ray
New introduction to Empire of the Ants by Chris Cooke, filmmaker and co-director of Mayhem Film Festival
The B.I.G. Picture – interview with film historian Kim Newman focused on the life and career of cult filmmaker Bert I. Gordon
Audio commentary by writer, director and
producer Bert I. Gordon himself!
Audio commentary by film historian David Del Valle with film historian and filmmaker Michael Varrati
It’s the very definition of pulp and B.I.G. should be far from notorious for his skills in making such an enjoyable piece of nonsense on a budget and on location! You can pre-order direct from the Eureka website and watch out for those six-legged insects at this time of year, they’ll do anything for sugar…
This is a guest post from Paul Joyce of IThankYou
