Sixties comic strip, multi-coloured pseudo-psychedelia, soundtracked by easy legend Hugo Montenegro in an attempt to make the likeable but seasoned, Rat Pack crooner hip enough for families with an increasingly-diverse cultural agenda… is there any point in watching The Wrecking Crew in 2014?
Yes it’s proto-Austen Powers Bond spoofery has genuine period charm and there are lots of groovy chicks and kung fu kicks on view (Bruce Lee choreographed the violence) but Dean Martin as a fifty-something photographer-cum-special agent? Then again, how can you take the mickey out of a film that’s way ahead of you on that score?
Dean adds up his fees for the four Helm films |
Dean involves you in the joke and
the joke is that he’s getting paid to walk through things pretty much as
himself: singing re-worded Martin standards every time he encounters yet
another beautiful woman willing to “lie down” with him to talk and always
seeking out the drinks cabinet in every room he enters.
It’s knowing, exploitative and laid back, everyone loves
some Deano sometimes and… we can’t just watch Antonioni and Bergman all of the
time can we?
Sharon Tate |
But what really made this film worthy of comment was
watching Sharon Tate as the seemingly bumbling Danish tourist guide Freya
Carlson who (obviously) is also a spy. This was the last of her films released
before her brutal murder in August 1969 and you watch her all too aware of her
tragedy to come. Yet the more I watched the more I thought that she should be
remembered for her abilities and achievements rather than the manner of her
exit (no matter how horrific and senseless).
The Wrecking Crew is far from the best film she made but she makes her mark with what she had and is energetic, funny and, of course, beautiful. On this evidence she was a versatile actress who would have made many interesting films but we have to appreciate those that she did make in her short span and pay her the tribute of remembering her as a person and not a victim. And this silly, occasionally funny, period piece is a part of her professional life.
Nigel Green - saved by his enduring sense of the ridiculous |
The fourth in the Matt Helm series, The Wrecking Crew follows the existing formula of gadgets and girls
with Helm (Dean Martin) up against a teched-up, organised and delightfully
nasty baddy Count Contini (played by the always excellent Nigel Green who
always seems so earnestly world-weary). Contini and his well-drilled mob
hi-jack a trainload of gold bullion from a train in Denmark and are intent on
using it to destabilise the markets of the western world.
Elke makes an entrance... |
Contini is aided by his psychotic-but-lovely left-hand
woman Linka Karensky (Elke Sommer) who makes a quite stunning entry in a
close-fitting white dress slashed almost to her waist - they really don’t make spies quite this
curvaceous anymore… along with the alluring martial artist Wen Yu-Rang (Nancy
Kwan).
After the robbery, the secret service calls Helm away
from a surreal garden party/photo-shoot with a bevy of outlandishly attired
models. He is briefed by commander 'Mac' MacDonald (John Larch) and told to
follow the action to Denmark and to seek out Contini’s former confidant and
squeeze, as Lola Medina (Tina Louise... as statuesque as Sommer).
Dean Martin meets Tina Louise |
Helm meets Freya in his hotel and is immediately
impressed by her legs if not her competency – geeky glasses and clumsy as Clark
Kent she can’t be the real deal… or can she
Helm encounters Lola who seems very keen to unburden
herself of Contini’s secret plan along with most of her clothes. Sadly, her
former boss is ahead of the game and blows her up. Next he gets a visit from
Wen Yu-Rang who is similarly drawn to Matt Helm’s magnetism: even though these
women mean to kill him they want to enjoy the moment first – psycho-analyse
that?!
Nancy Kwan holds talks with Dean Martin |
Freya is on hand to get in the way/save the day and the
two are chased up to a ski-lift by Wen’s men and we Martin performing some of
the moves Bruce Lee put together – not too shabby Dean!
It’s only a matter of time before Linka tries her luck
and she proves a match for Helm hiding one more gun than he expected but… so
impressed is she that she wants to share the loot with him… or does she?
Everything careers towards the inevitable conclusions and
you know at some point it’ll be down to a scrap between Matt and Contini but
not before some entertaining gadgetry at the latter’s mansion as Helm tries to avoid
being inadvertently fried by Freya. We also have a car chase in which Matt
reveals that he keeps are large chopper in his boot… he and Freya assemble the
mini-copter in record time and fly off to hopefully stop Contini as he heads
off with the billion in bullion to a suspiciously Californian-looking
Luxembourg….
Dusty verdict:
Undemanding comfort cinema is an understatement but this is a period piece
worth saving for a rainy day when all you can handle is bright entertainment.
Matey Martin along for the laughs and it’s really no hardship watching Louise,
Kwan, Sommer and the luminous Tate.
The Wrecking Crew
is freely available from all good Amazons and there's also a boxed set of all four films if you've got flu or a really bad hang-over.
Matt Helm at his day job... really. |
Bruce Lee got Dean kicking |
Why Miss Carlson, without your glasses, etc... |
Sorry, what's the plot again? |